About Halloween Judges

We walk around your neighborhood. We judge your Halloween decorations. We do not grade on a curve. 

Watch out, America.


Our judges

Judge squire
Extemporaneous gopher


Judge hedgehog
I am not impressed by your single porch pumpkin or pile of inedible gourds. 


Judgemental Deluxe
I'll be the judge of that.

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