Halloween Judges

 You never disappoint, Almaden.  Overall scores Halloween density: High Thematic variety: Medium Frequency of grand poombas: Medium Dialing-it-in giant inflatables: Medium Judge squire B+ Judge hedgehog B- Points for the random gravestone eyes lighting up Judgemental Deluxe Judge squire B- overall, A web Judge hedgehog B Blends well with the environment Judgemental Deluxe Judge squire A Judge hedgehog B+ Lights! Judgemental Deluxe

 Some know you as the Lesser Los Gatos. Looks like your Halloween game is on point! Overall scores Halloween density: High Thematic variety: Medium Frequency of grand poombas: Medium Dialing-it-in giant inflatables: Low Judge squire A- Judge hedgehog A The curio shop continues to impress. Judgemental Deluxe Judge squire B+ Judge hedgehog B+ Piraaat house Judgemental Deluxe

 A mix of Halloween flounce and completely deserted streets, Los Altos is a conundrum. What are you, strange pet? Why are some of your decorations so good, while your neighbors are so bad? Overall scores Halloween density: Random Thematic variety: High Frequency of grand poombas: Medium Dialing-it-in giant inflatables: Medium Judge squire A Judge hedgehog B+ Everything floats down here Judgemental Deluxe Judge squire P Judge hedgehog B Giant inflatable meh. Mega giant pumkpin... tell me more. Judgemental Deluxe Judge squire A Judge hedgehog B- A lot going on, not all clear. When in doubt, more is more. Judgemental Deluxe Judge squire A Judge hedgehog A- Giant fucking spider web, check. Judgemental Deluxe Judge squire A Judge hedgehog A YES placement! Judgemental Deluxe Judge squire A- Judge hedgehog B+ Audible witchy woo, points for original inflatability Judgemental Deluxe

We know you well, LG, by the rumors of your greatness. Of the thousands of candygoers that flock your streets, the fanfare you put into your decorations. So we'll start the judging with you, weeks earlier than everyone else. Will you be on your game? Overall scores Halloween density: High Thematic variety: Medium Frequency of grand poombas: Low Dialing-it-in giant inflatables: Low Judge squire B Judge hedgehog B- Judgemental Deluxe Judge squire A Judge hedgehog B+ Judge squire A Judge hedgehog A-

We walk around your neighborhood. We judge your Halloween decorations. We do not grade on a curve.  Watch out, America. Our judges Judge squire Extemporaneous gopher Judge hedgehog I am not impressed by your single porch pumpkin or pile of inedible gourds.  Judgemental Deluxe I'll be the judge of that.